We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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