Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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