there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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