ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She bit a glass in half.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
