grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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