David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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