so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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