i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
only if we run a train.
done.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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