I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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