I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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