I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i need to put some appletini on your dick
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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