That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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