So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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