If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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