...so i touched it.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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