we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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