Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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