Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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