Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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