It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
