If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize