So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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