the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I am available for nakedness
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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