are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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