I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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