spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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