Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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