Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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