Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Randomize
