i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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