Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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