Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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