Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Randomize
