i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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