using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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