Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
50% drunk capacity currently
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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