If that was your dad, he is hot
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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