I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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