how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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