i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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