talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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