Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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