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Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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