Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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