I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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