I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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