Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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