S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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