and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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