at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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