No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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