I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Damn victory sex feels great
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