You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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