oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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