My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
What drink are we having for lunch?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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